October 22nd, 2011
So I was doing a search for The Syko Ward on Google and found a link to a site called Skeptive.com that supposedly deals with settling disputes over inaccuracies or info on a site and they had Thesykoward listed there. So I clicked on it to see what their bitch was about. Well….It turns out that they are disputing the accuracy, of a June 17th Post from like 2 years ago. Go here to see it.
Line 12 says that the creator of 7UPwas an albino so the red dot on 7UP represents that. Hmmm….So I reposted something wrong from the Net. Well like that has never happened to anyone before. So to correct this, I’m posting this link from Snopes.com stating that it is inaccurate. There. I have corrected my mistake. Bite me Skeptive.com
October 21st, 2011
Today we celebrate The 100th birthday of Mary Blair, one of the great Disney Artists. From Wikipedia,
“Mary Blair (October 21, 1911 – July 26, 1978), born Mary Robinson, was an American artist who was prominent in producing art and animation for The Walt Disney Company, drawing concept art for such films as Alice in Wonderland, Peter Pan, Song of the South and Cinderella. Blair also created character designs for enduring attractions such as Disneyland’s It’s a Small World, the fiesta scene in El Rio del Tiempo in the Mexico pavilion in Epcot’s World Showcase, and an enormous mosaic inside Disney’s Contemporary Resort. Several of her illustrated children’s books from the 1950s remain in print, such as I Can Fly by Ruth Krauss. Blair was honored as a Disney Legend in 1991.”
Read the rest about her here and more about her and her art here at Google.
October 20th, 2011
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering.
Finally, God Said, “Cool it! I am going to setup a test that will run for two hours and I will judge who does the better job.”
So Stan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused, They did spreadsheets, The wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mails. They sent out e-mails with attachments. They downloaded stuff. They did every known job. But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and of course the power went out.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed out every known curse word in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.
When the power finally returned and each of them restarted their computers Satan started screaming frantically. “It’s gone!! It’s all gone!! I lost everything I was working on when the power went out!”
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan stared in disbelief and became very irate. “Wait!! He cheated!! How did he do it?”
God just smiled and said…..
Wait for it…….
October 20th, 2011
–I’ve learned that you can not make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
–I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, Some people are just assholes.
–I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof to destroy it.
–I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others – they are screwed up than you think.
–I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you’d better have a big weenie or huge boobs.
–I’ve learned that you can keep puking long after you think you’re finished.
–I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
–I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be a lot of money to takes its place.
–I’ve learned the we don;t have to ditch bad friends, because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.
–I’ve learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.
–I’ve learned that the people you care about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
–I’ve learned to say Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke in 6 languages.
So pass this along to people you think will appreciate it. Maybe something good will happen.
If not…..tough shit homie! Lmao!!!