Archive for the ‘WTF!!’ Category

40 percent of Twitter messages ‘pointless babble’: study

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Did we really need to have a study done to know this? I could have told anybody this! It’s obvious! I wonder how much it cost to do this study? Hmmmm…..

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WASHINGTON (AFP) – Forty percent of the messages on Twitter are “pointless babble” along the lines of “I am eating a sandwich now,” according to a study conducted by a US market research firm.

Pear Analytics, based in San Antonio, Texas, said that it randomly sampled 2,000 messages from the public stream of Twitter and separated them into six categories.

The categories were: news, spam, self-promotion, pointless babble, conversational and pass-along value.

Pear said “pointless babble” accounted for 811 “tweets” or 40.55 percent of the total number of messages sampled.

Conversational messages — defined by Pear as tweets that go back and forth between users or try to engage followers in conversation — accounted for 751 messages or 37.55 percent.

Pear said tweets with “pass-along value” — messages that are being “re-tweeted” or passed on by users to their followers — accounted for 174 messages or 8.70 percent.

Self-promotion by companies was next with 117 tweets or 5.85 percent, followed by spam with 75 tweets or 3.75 percent.

It said tweets with news from mainstream media publications accounted for 72 tweets or 3.60 percent.

Pear said it planned to conduct the study every quarter to identify trends on Twitter, which allows its users to send messages of 140 characters or less to a network of “followers.”

Street Fighter IV-Down

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

OK…found this off Yahoo on the Butterfinger Comedy Network. Someone was smokin’ serious crack.

Free my fucking ass!!!

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

Ok….So i wanted to take an IQ test. Just out of curiosity. Here is my score:


Quick IQ Test

Now….Just to get this neat little logo from Free-IQ Test dot com, do you have any clue how many fucking hoops I had to jump through as it claims to be free? It took me fucking longer to bypass all the fucking offers than it took me to take the God Damned test!!! Bullshit this this test it free! I got hit with offer after offer to have me sign up for this or that. 3 or more times I wouldn’t even let me skip or say NO!! I had to say yes and fill out a fucking form for an offer!! That ain’t free!! That’s forced!!! They will claim that it’s all voluntary and it’s free any way because I don’t have to do anything afterwards. Bullshit!! i would have to waste my fucking time unsubscribing to a bunch of offers I didn’t want to begin with. They say they don’t share my info. That’s great! But what about their advertisers? I’m sure they have no control over them!! Fucking ridiculous. All for crappy little logo to put on my site. Well, I loaded the little logo but deleted their link. HA!! So there!!!

More Odd news from Germany

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Ok…Like I’ve already posted here, there is something really odd going in Germany. Here’s some more Odd News.

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BERLIN (Reuters) – German police had to rescue a 20-year-old man from a train station suitcase locker after he shut himself in for fun and began to suffocate.

After a night out drinking with friends, squeezing into the locker had seemed like an amusing idea to the man, police in the southwestern city of Ludwigshafen said Friday.

But the laughter faded when he started to run out of oxygen and his companions couldn’t open the locker. Police broke open the door and dragged the groggy man to safety.

(Reporting by Sarah Marsh, editing by Paul Casciato)
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By Caroline Copley Caroline Copley – Wed Jul 22, 11:09 am ET

BERLIN (Reuters) – Prostitutes in Germany are fighting back against attempts by conservative politicians and some irate residents to stop popular “flat-rate” brothels.

Officials in the state of Baden-Wuerttemberg launched moves to stop one brothel with a “flat-rate” fee system because they viewed it as inhumane for women to provide unlimited sexual services all day for a one-off 70 euros (£60) fee.

But a group of 77 prostitutes bought advertising space in two national dailies to argue that this was simply a ruse to get brothels banned altogether.

“Get off our backs — no ban on brothels with or without ‘flat rates’,” read the headline in the quarter-page adverts. Under the guise of ‘humane working conditions’, they are in reality plotting to ban brothels and threaten our livelihood.”

For a 70 euros charge customers are entitled to all the sex, food and drink they want between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. The evening flat rate rises to 100 euros.

Pussy club operator Patricia Floreiu has said most customers leave after at most two sessions.

There are at least four such “flat rate” brothels across Germany, a country where prostitution is legal.

Heribert Rech, Baden-Wuerttemberg’s Christian Democrat interior minister, has led a campaign against the “Pussy Club” establishment in the town of Fellbach, saying the “favourable price suggests women there are being exploited.”

But Juanita Henning, the leader of Dona Carmen in Frankfurt, told Reuters that critics want to reverse a 2002 law that gives prostitutes extensive legal rights and protection.

“This is nothing more than a moral campaign,” Henning said. “If they looked more closely at the offer they’d see a man can get all the sexual services he wants but not from one woman. It’s pure ignorance and prejudice against the industry.”

(Editing by Richard Balmforth)

Sea lion mates himself to death

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Also found this on Newsvine.com.

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An over-sexed sea lion has mated himself to death at a German animal park
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I don’t know, but it seems to me that there is something weird going on in Germany these days.

Man arrested with 1,000 pairs of used mens underpants

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Found this little bit a news on Newsvine.com. Don’t know about you. but there is seriously something wrong with someone who goes around stealing used men’s underpants.

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Usually, it’s knickers that are stolen – but police found more than 1,000 pairs of used men’s underpants in Michael Wolker’s flat.
The underwear had been taken from the changing rooms of sports clubs and swimming pools in Gelnhausen, Germany over 18 months.

One small step for man….

Monday, July 20th, 2009

It’s hard to believe isn’t it, but 40 years ago today, Neil Armstrong became the first man to walk on the moon using 1960’s technology.

You know what’s even more amazing, that after this long and having better technology we haven’t gone back! WTF!!! We should have gone there and back dozens of times by now. So what if there is no Soviet Union to compete against. Who the hell cares if we have competition? We should be advancing in space flight and planet hoping, not staying stagnant and being afraid. I say we need to go back and we need to go beyond!!! What? We can’t spend 200 billion on space flight to Mars but we can blow 2-3 times that much on bailouts to banks that fucked up all on their own? Bullshit!!!

We need to get back into space and puch the boundaries. The US is falling behind and it’s the fault of aging government officials. Shit! they can’t even get a budget agreed upon here in California! As for that, how about we cut some politicians salaries? Maybe that will get their asses moving on a resolution. Did you know the Antonio Villaraigosa and his crew here in LA are some of the highest paid government people around? A few years ago they declared a public emergency because we didn’t have enough funds. At the end of that same meeting they all gave themselves raises!!! What the Fuck is that about! We can’t pay the bills and they get raises. That doesn’t sound right to me. Fucking pisses me off!

What were they thinking

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

Ok….so I know that designers have to come up with new stuff all the time. I work in the fashion business by the way. but why is it that they have to come up with such wacked out designs, that are used like once and then never used again? Here is a good example of a fucked up hair style.

Um….why would you want your head to look like a violin made of hair? There is also no way that that lady has that much hair to begin with! This has to be all extensions right? Looks fucking awful!! And don’t even get me started on the ghetto gangster drawn in eyebrows. They should have used a fine point Sharpie instead of that fat boy tagging marker! Good grief!

A roach bite?

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

Ok…so I started doing searches online for myself to see where I stand. So far if you search sykoward or The Syko Ward on Google, I’m number 1. Woohoo!!! But check this out. I used to answer alot of Questions on Yahoo Answers. Still do sometimes. It’s fun. But looking at searches I found this:Drug3k.com. Looks like it’s supposed to be some medical site. But check out the post. It’s completely ripped from Yahoo Answers!! And this is my reply from there. That is not my picture, but it is my post.

They are using this as their own without acknowledging where it came from. At least if punk something I tell where I got it. LOL!! Just thought this was interesting.

Blog Spammers.

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

God damn, son-of-a-bitch Blog Spammers!! I keep getting all these freaking subscribers but none are any real people!! They are all Blog Spammers!!! What the FUCK!!! Keep of my page if you are going to just Spam it!! Luckily, no one has spammed me so far because I have settings set to verify postings. But Shit!! It’s annoying!!! Check out this site: Stop Forum Spam. Do you see all those? I have had almost all of those appear as subscribers on my site over the last few weeks! I think I need a need hire a hacker to decimate these peoples systems. Any way..rant off.