see more Lolcats and funny pictures, and check out our Socially Awkward Penguin lolz!
see more Lolcats and funny pictures, and check out our Socially Awkward Penguin lolz!
see more Lolcats and funny pictures, and check out our Socially Awkward Penguin lolz!
see more Lolcats and funny pictures, and check out our Socially Awkward Penguin lolz!
–I’ve learned that you can not make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
–I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, Some people are just assholes.
–I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof to destroy it.
–I’ve learned that you shouldn’t compare yourself to others – they are screwed up than you think.
–I’ve learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you’d better have a big weenie or huge boobs.
–I’ve learned that you can keep puking long after you think you’re finished.
–I’ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
–I’ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be a lot of money to takes its place.
–I’ve learned the we don;t have to ditch bad friends, because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.
–I’ve learned that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.
–I’ve learned that the people you care about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
–I’ve learned to say Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke in 6 languages.
So pass this along to people you think will appreciate it. Maybe something good will happen.
If not…..tough shit homie! Lmao!!!
Fucking Brilliant!! Lmfao!!
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Oh man!!! Now these are really amazingly classic. Thank goodness I haven’t done anything this dumb so far. LOL!!!
A mother was taking a shower when her 2 year old so n came in to the bathroom and proceeded to wrap himself in toilet paper.Even though he had made quite a mess his mother thought he looked adorable and decided to run for her camera and take a few shots. They came out so well that she had copies made and included one in each Christmas card. Days later, her aunt calls about the picture that was sent, laughing hysterically, tells her niece to take a closer look at the picture. Staring at the picture, the mother was embarrassingly surprised to find that not only had she taken a picture of her son looking adorable but caught herself clearly in the reflection of the mirror, wearing nothing but her camera!
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A lady went to a discount store to pick several womanly essential items. When she finally arrived at the check stand, she was told that one of her items of missing a price tag. Can you imagine the embarrassment, when the clerk gets on the intercom and asks, ” Price check on super size Tampax box.” If that wasn’t bad, it got worse. Another employee, mishearing Tampax hears Thumbtacks instead. In a clear booming voice, the employee returns a questions over the intercom, “Do you want the ones you can push in with your thumb or the kind you pound in with a hammer?” At this, the lady promptly left the store, no items in hand.
Well…I hope you liked these. I’ll post more soon!
